100 Funny Would You Rather Questions That Will Make Everyone Laugh

Sometimes you just need to laugh. These Would You Rather questions are designed to be ridiculous, absurd, and guaranteed to get everyone giggling.

The Art of the Funny Question

The best funny Would You Rather questions create vivid mental images that are impossible not to laugh at. They take normal situations and add one absurd twist.

Embarrassingly Funny

1. Would you rather accidentally like your ex's photo from 3 years ago, or send a text meant for your best friend to your boss?
2. Would you rather have to announce every time you go to the bathroom, or have everyone know exactly what you're thinking?
3. Would you rather have your browser history projected during a work meeting, or have your Spotify listening history announced at a family dinner?
4. Would you rather trip in front of your crush, or wave back at someone who wasn't waving at you?
5. Would you rather sing everything you say for a day, or dance everywhere you walk?

Absurd Scenarios

1. Would you rather fight 100 duck-sized elephants, or 1 elephant-sized duck?
2. Would you rather have hands for feet, or feet for hands?
3. Would you rather speak like Yoda, or breathe like Darth Vader for the rest of your life?
4. Would you rather have a permanent clown nose, or permanent clown shoes?
5. Would you rather only be able to communicate using charades, or only through interpretive dance?

Food Gone Wrong

1. Would you rather have everything taste like chicken, or nothing have any taste at all?
2. Would you rather sweat mayonnaise, or have ketchup come out when you cry?
3. Would you rather have popcorn for teeth, or corn on the cob for fingers?
4. Would you rather only eat foods that start with the letter B, or never eat anything that's been cooked?
5. Would you rather have unlimited tacos but no drinks, or unlimited drinks but no food?

Party Questions

1. Would you rather show up to a party way overdressed, or show up in your pajamas?
2. Would you rather laugh uncontrollably at inappropriate moments, or never be able to laugh again?
3. Would you rather always have to enter rooms by doing a cartwheel, or leave rooms by moonwalking?
4. Would you rather have a mariachi band follow you around, or have a narrator describe everything you do?
5. Would you rather only be able to use the word "moist" as an adjective, or never use adjectives again?

Why Funny Questions Work at Parties

Funny Would You Rather questions work because:

1. No wrong answers - Everyone wins.
2. Sparks creativity - People build on each other's ideas.
3. Reveals personality - Humor shows who people really are.
4. Inclusive - Anyone can play, no skill required.

Pro Tips

• Build on answers: "Okay, but what if the elephant-sized duck could also fly?"
• Share reasoning: The "why" is often funnier than the answer.
• Go around twice: Second answers are usually funnier.

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